Alvin and the Chipmunks Rhythm Dance at Burning Man…?
Apparently, a video game is in the works with Alvin and the Chipmunks, bustin’ loose in all manner of urban chic chip-hop style, rhythm dancing in such exciting locales as Burning Man.
WTF?!
I’m envisioning Alvin, clad in his red street style hoodie, after having “thrown-down” and cheeky victory insults in his tweaker voice at the “Rockathonapalooza”, is magically transported to the Playa. Once there, the chipmunk “posse” is assaulted by a gang of dust encrusted tribal techno bunny-suit-dweebs in neon wire lined pink fur.
The “Heavy Jamz” begin with bizarre elongated art sculpture octopi menacing in the background as twisted naked marionettes dangle treacherously nearby straight from Jiffy Lube, with throbbing Deep House beats to break to.
The boss finally overtakes the scene in the form of a several story tall Burning Man effigy, envisaged as a steely-toothed evil “klown”, wreathed in technicolor flames, releasing wicked devil DJs and body-painted harlots on stilts from high above via pneumatic duct tape tubes tipped with razor zip-tie fingers.
Alvin wins by out-breakin’ and poppin’ the “Krusty Klown Krew” before the full white-out hits and engulfs the desert floor in a morass of writhing bodies and twisted mangled sculptures.
